she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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