He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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