I got chris browned last night
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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