the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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