yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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