She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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