i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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