Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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