On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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