I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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