i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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