My room smells like vodka and shame
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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