I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
only if we run a train.
done.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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