brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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