Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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