You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
