Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
