every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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