found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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