I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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