You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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