Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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