my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She fuckin peed on me
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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