i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
