Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What did we do last night that was yellow?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize
