I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
He uses pillows to masturbate.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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