I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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