After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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