What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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