I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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