even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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