so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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