Taylor Swift is so right about you.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Alive.
So much puke
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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