I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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