you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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