We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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