Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
