Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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