Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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