I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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