I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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