you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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