Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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