he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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