it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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