It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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