she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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