just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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