singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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