Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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