I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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