You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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