she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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