They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
